Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (my village is being raided and I offer myself in place of the other villagers but a reformed warlord watching from the bushes is so enamored by me that she kicks the ever loving shit out of every single raider there so I tag along with her despite her protests)
Luke, hun, putting an unaccompanied minor into your x-wing to Tatooine is 100% a crime
(inspired by this from @notkatniss !)
(And @ngrogu but I can’t find the reblog ☹️)







